Round 1: Team A Analysis - World of Warcraft

27 09 2007

Warcraft

OVERVIEW

Ok so a brief overview of the Warcraft universe; The Warcraft universe was first introduced in the original Warcraft: Orcs & Humans PC game. This world exists in an ethereal plane called The Twisting Nether. In this universe’s history, inter-world travel is rare, but can be achieved using magical portals. Known worlds include Azeroth, Draenor, Argus, K’aresh, and Xoroth.

Most of the Warcraft content we see in games is set in Azeroth which has three continents:

1.) Eastern Kingdoms

2.) Kalimdor

3.) Northrend

There are also several small islands aside from the three main continents throughout the sea.

The Eastern Kingdoms is the primary home of the Alliance faction and is divided into four sub kingdoms. From north to south:

* Quel’Thalas, a High Elven (now Blood Elven) kingdom that has lost most of its former glory.
* Lordaeron, a former human kingdom that has been overrun by undead.
* Khaz Modan, a Dwarf kingdom.
* Azeroth (the kingdom has the same name as the planet), the last still prosperous human kingdom.

The continent of Kalimdor is a more rugged area and includes areas like the magical forest where the Night Elf race dwells. Kalimdor is the primary home of the Horde faction. The kingdoms and upper/lower halves of the continents are further divided into smaller regions which in turn are divided into sub-regions (particular geographic features or sites of interest, such as woods or dungeons).

The third continent, Northrend, is an icy continent in the north of Azeroth. Northrend featured in the Warcraft III expansion “the Frozen Throne”, and will feature in World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King, the second expansion pack to World of Warcraft.

THE ALLIANCE

The Alliance is one of the major factions in the Warcraft universe.

In World of Warcraft the playable races of the Alliance include Humans of Stormwind, Dwarves of Ironforge, Gnomes of Gnomeregan, and Night Elves of Teldrassil. The Draenei of Exodar became members of the Alliance in the first expansion, World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade.

THE HORDE

The Horde were originally just Orcs but in the World of Warcraft have also formed a loose alliance with the Forsaken, a group of Undead who had broken free of the Lich King’s control (king of the undead dude!). Although mutual trust does not exist between these newcomers and the older Horde races, the magical power of the Forsaken has been a great aid to the Horde. Elsewhere, the Blood Elves, remnants of the High Elves of Quel’Thalas, had been cast out of the Alliance and seek passage to Outland. They joined the Horde after retaking their beloved Eversong Forest and their capital city of Silvermoon.

There are also many smaller powers in the horde, such as some goblins who operate their zeppelins, the stonemaul ogres led by Mok’morokk, the Mok’nathal (half ogres), the forest trolls of the Revantusk tribe led by Primal Torntusk, the uncorrupted orcs called Mag’har who are led by Garrosh Hellscream, the half orcs, as well as the pandaren brewmaster Chen Stormstout.

A wary truce was established between the Horde and the Alliance when they fought the invasion of the Burning Legion in Warcraft III. This truce still exists in World of Warcraft. Currently, both the Horde and the Alliance are at war with the Scourge.

ROUND UP

So that’s ‘Team A’ rounded up… next post will be on ‘Team B’ which is Everquest/Everquest2 and that will be another eye opener.

I hope this post has been a little more in depth as i did get a few messages saying that the first post was a little bland. :P

Anyway i’ll leave you all with a funny/awesome vid i found!!!!!!

 





World of Warcraft VS Everquest!!!

26 09 2007

WARCRAFT VS

So now to the battle of the Online Gaming giants!!! Everquest started it all… and now there are over 9 Million Warcraft players worldwide!! But what would happen if ever worlds were to collide and forced to battle each other. Who would win??? Everquest with it’s old timer players… or Warcraft with it’s snazzy cartoon features…. LET FIGHT BEGIN!!!!

UPDATED: Due to continuing interest recieved from various sources i’m going to focus on this fight by spliting it into a number of rounds before passing judgement. Enjoy!





Bush and Blair Win (sort of)

26 09 2007

NUKE EM!

Well lets face it… Bush and Blair had the big guns… Saddam had very well hidden WMDs …NOT!…… and Bin Laden had a cave….. Shame the nuke took them all out. Bush and Blair Win… but are caught in the blast…. gutted!





TAG TEAM SPECIAL!!!! ‘Blair & Bush’ VS ‘Saddam & Bin Laden’ !

12 09 2007

Blair/bush VS Saddamladen

So here’s our first tag team special…. in their time Saddam and Bin Laden were considered the ultimate nemesis of Blair and Bush. Why didn’t they take a leaf out of CelebrityScraps book and settle things the old fashioned way. No bombs… no hiding in ditches …no WMDs….and no chilling out in Afghan caves!… who would win out of our 2 teams…. FIGHT!!!!





SCOBLES GETS OWNED!

12 09 2007

Scobles owned

Well in all fairness I think most of use could have guessed that one…. Scobles armed with his knowledge of facebook and such is simply no match for a good blaster by your side!…. Star Wars blasts him back to a galaxy far, far ,far away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Robert Scoble AKA (Scobleizer) VS Star Wars (the blog)

7 09 2007

Robert Scoble VS Staw Wars

A friend of mine suggested that I move away from mainstream celebrities and move towards the unsung heroes. So I thought i’d check out today’s popular web blogs and pit them against each other in a celebrity scrap!!!!

Having checked out a few areas I decided that Robert Scoble (http://scobleizer.com) would be a suitable match up against the Official Star Wars Blog!!!!!!

Let battle of the super bloggers begin!!!





Schumacher Wins!

7 09 2007

Schums

Yes I know this was a tough one… my rational is that Schums has taken more titles/wins than Senna. Another factor that came to light is that Schumacher is much better at taking corners than Senna (bad taste alert!)…. It was a hard decision as Senna was indeed a legend in a way that Schumacher would find hard to follow….. But it’s about fights people…. not status….! Schumacher wins!





Senna VS Schumacher

5 09 2007

Senna VS Schumacher

Another epic battle… both considered the best in their field during their time in F1 racing. Senna had charisma to throw away and did loads for charity. Schumacher has been labeled the “nicest person in F1″ and simply knows how to win races…… but… who would win???





Meteor Attack Kills 2!

5 09 2007

LOSER!

Well what can i say… neither are favourites of mine … but i’d have expected at least one to come out on top… fate seems to intervened as a freak meteor wipes out both Pete and Amy’s chances of winning a celebrity scrap. God obviously feels the same way as a lot of us do… :D





Pete Doherty VS Amy Winehouse

3 09 2007

PeteDoherty VS Amywinehouse

Both are celebrity alcoholics… just add alcohol for an instant tabloid headline!!!…  Pete Doherty is only famous for being an Arsehole… and Amy Winehouse is only famous for cancelled tours and her unique vocals….. who would win!!!??…….. FIGHT!!!