Give Me an Exoskeleton!!!

27 11 2007

So we’ve all seen films like Aliens etc where the futuristic heroes wear mechanical exoskeletons to give them superhuman strength. Well it now looks like the military contractor “Sarcos” has developed an exoskeleton that with further development will enable super soldiers to be the staple of the battlefield.. although i’d expect them to cost a pretty penny… and since the governments at the moment have a problem shelling out for body armour and boots that don’t melt for their troops I think they might have a budget problem equiping all their troops with this one.

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So i’m hereby appealing to Sarcos to let me be an “Official” civillian test subject for the suit! :D





Mike Huckabee’s Election Campaign - CHUCK NORRIS!

23 11 2007

So most people gunning for the Presidential office base their policy on education, economic growth etc…. Mike Huckabee has pulled and ace from his sleeve by appealing to the millions of people who think Chuck Norris is cool.

The scary thing is it might work… after all the media spin worked for Arnie!





Will it Blend???? Guitar Hero Styleee!

22 11 2007

Well i’ve posted stuff from this guy before… but once again he’s produced a gem!

Tom Dickson from Blendtec who is the face of the online show “Will it Blend” at www.willitblend.com has done somthing worth of recognition………he’s blended Guitar Hero 3 …..ooooooh yes! Go Tom go!

Nice one Tom…. let’s see you blend Paris Hilton next….lol





Battlestar Galactica Canned? Damn the WGA Strike!

22 11 2007

Battlestar Galactica’s executive producer Ronald D. Moore has accepted that the show may never resume filming following the current writers’ strike in America.

In a posting on his blog after production on the acclaimed show’s final season shut down, Moore stated: “I refuse to believe that we won’t finish, that we won’t be back to film our final stories, but I know and accept there is that possibility.”

Currently, only 13 episodes have been filmed with nine yet to be completed. Moore added: “I am ready to put the rest of the story on the table and take the risk that I’ll never be able to tell it, in support of this strike. Like Adama says, you make your choices and then you live with them.”

Son of a bitch!!!!!

*original story sourced from digitalspy*





Guy Trys To Sell Her Majesties Audit Office DBase on Ebay!

21 11 2007

So someone has posted a lot on ebay selling some CDs…. but not just and cds… check out the auction!!

The Listing then reads:

Here we have two CD-R’s for auction. They are not blank, but seem to have some sort of database written to them. I found them in my local courier firm’s sorting office, addressed to

Her Majesties Audit Office - Child Benefits Section” and marked

Sensitive HM Government Information - DO NOT LOSE - ENSURE THESE DISKS DO NOT FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE CRIMINAL FRATERNITY

They were obviously surplus to requirements.

I haven’t read the data myself. The database appears to have approximately 25 milion records in it, but is password protected, so it is impossible to read it and it’s definitely impossible to extract any bank account data from it.

Any information that you might discover (should you be lucky enough to win the auction for these useful items and read the database thereon) must be kept in the strictest confidence.

0.99p start and no reserve, so grab yourself a bargain. All profit from these items will be donated to Sue Ryder Care.

Cash on collection ONLY please from Portsmouth PO8, since we wouldn’t want these to get lost in the post!

PLEASE NOTE: Government departments should contact me by email before bidding, since they will have to be vetted for competence before entrusting such items to them.

Now it may strike me as very dumb thing to do.. the guys is sure to get caught cos if I found this by accident i’m sure the HM Government will have no trouble.!!!





Blondes drive men stupid!!

20 11 2007

Tests showed that men performed worse after they were shown pictures of fair-haired women, reports the Daily Telegraph.

Researchers concluded that rather than simply being distracted, the men were subconsciously copying the stereotype of the “blonde bimbo”.

Academics at the University of Paris X-Nanterre examined men’s ability to complete general knowledge tests after exposure to women with different hair colours.

Throughout both trials, those participants exposed to blondes recorded the lowest scores.

“This proves that people confronted with stereotypes generally behave in line with them,” said Thierry Meyer, joint author of the study and professor of social psychology at the university.

“In this case blondes have the potential to make people act in a dumber way, because they mimic the unconscious stereotype of the dumb blonde.”

So there we have it guys… if you wanna stay sharp and not turn into a retard — go for the brunette!

story sourced from ananova*





Darth Abdullah?

19 11 2007

So noone from the Saudi royal family has visited the Queen for over 20 years… We need them in our good books as them possess 25% of the worlds oil and we don’t want to descend into mad max chaos yet….. so how do they greet the monarch on this very special visit??………………

That’s right…. bust out the Star Wars “Darth Vader” theme as he’s exiting his vehicle… I’m surprised he didn’t order us all frozen in carbonite on the spot!!!





Rice Rice Baby!!

19 11 2007

Wow .. a mate put this on to me….

You answer questions and for every question you get right the company who’s site it is donates 10 grains of rice to the United Nations World Food Program to help 3rd world countries like Canada… lol

So get playing and save the world from the comfort of your PC





Foo Fighters, Serj Tankian and Kaki King Blow us all away!

19 11 2007

THE FOO FIGHTERS!

So last night i went to see the Foo Fighters at O2 Arena (used to be the Millennium Dome) and I must say that the gig was up there with their Hyde Park performance last year.

Pic taken by my Bro at the event on his cameraphone

Well with every Foos concert one goes too there are always high expectations.. yet Dave Grohl and Co always have that knack of delivering the product +10% extra mayhem thrown in for good measure…. Be it the percussionist’s triangle solo… Kaki King’s “Playing with Pink Noise”….. or Serj Tankians weaving tunes the show certainly exceeded expectations.

We were dazzled by a wide range of Foo Fighters tracks from their vast array of albums. Welcome treats included Blackout and Marigold which have not been played by them in ‘years’.

They then returned to do a 4 song encore including a track sung by Serj Tankian. The Foo Fighters take an arena concert and turn it into a life experience and they do this with style and a touch of genius that is rare today; it’s why people will continue to see them and why their gigs sell out in a matter of minutes.

AWESOME STUFF.

Check out their new album here.

SERJ TANKIAN

He is best known as the lead vocalist, keyboardist and rhythm guitarist of the alternative metal band System of a Down, as well as, along with Tom Morello, the co-founder of Axis of Justice, a nonprofit organization. Serj Tankian was playing the warm up act for the Foos; and a lot of his act was from his new album “Elect the Dead” which looks to be a corker!.. I really liked them and will be shortly adding Elect the Dead to my cd collection.

Get involved in Serj’s fight to Elect the Dead

KAKI KING

Until yesterday I’d only briefly heard of Kaki King cos she’s featured on the Foo’s new track “the Ballard of the Beaconsfield Miners”…. however now all i’m thinking is where and when can i get her album…. damn she’s good and she has a unique style of acoustic guitar play….

She played the Ballard of the Beaconsfield Miners with Dave and then got coaxed into treating us to “Playing with Pink Noise” which was somthing out of this world!

Check her out on Jools Holland:

Her latest Album is called “…Until We Felt Red” and has been out about a year although she has posted on her MySpace site is saying she’s finished a new album due for release next year.





Who Ya Gonna Call?.. Ghostbusters 3 - Game News!

16 11 2007

Sony Pictures announced this week that they’re finally working on a second sequel to the classic 1984 ghost-busting comedy Ghostbusters. But, instead of a live-action film, it’ll be a video game. Also, it will be awesome. Presumably their decision not to make it a movie was motivated by the fact that Bill Murray, Dan Akroyd, Ernie Hudson, and Harold Ramis are now all way too old to carry a proton pack up a flight of stairs, but still, I think it’s a pretty great one.

Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray and Harold Ramis will all be voicing their characters for the game and today it was confirmed that Ernie Hudson is also back. Woot Winston! Along with him will even be supporting characters, with Annie Potts, William Atherton, and Brian Doyle Murray. And since Sigourney Weaver hasn’t signed on yet, the action will probably focus more on actual ghost killing than boring stuff like romance and baby saving (like in 1989’s disappointing Ghostbusters 2).

The game will also be co op. Which is freakin greatness. Oh and in case you are wondering if any other characters from the Ghostbusters world will be returning, well take a look at the image for the game below.

Best of all, the game’s expected to drop next autumn, just around the time when Hollywood starts releasing all the terrible movies that were rushed into production before next year’s anticipated actors and directors strike, so we’ll be able to play it uninterrupted well into 2009. Man, I can’t wait!